Monday of our second week of classes featured three Sichuanese classics: rice-flour-coated beef steamed in a bamboo steamer, fish-fragrant stuffed eggplant slices, and twice-cooked pork. Chef Chao no. 1 did the honors.
The steamed beef is a very tasty and not-too-difficult dish, provided you have a steamer. The coating contains (among other things) toasted rice flour, Pixian chili bean paste, ginger, fermented black beans, and just a drizzle of the brine from a jar of stinky fermented tofu. And let me tell you, Limburger cheese has nothing on fermented tofu. Fortunately, its presence isn’t even detectable in the finished product:
You garnish it with minced garlic, crushed red dried chilies, chopped scallions, and cilantro. (The Sichuanese seem fond of pairing beef with cilantro.)
Here’s my version. I used a bit less Pixian chili paste than Chef Chao did, mainly because it’s so salty. But it turned out well:
The fish-fragrant eggplant slices were a bit tricky, since the first step is to make little “sandwiches” of eggplant with ground pork as the filling.
These have to be deep-fried twice before you coat them with the sauce:
Here are mine:
The only down side about the days that feature a lot of deep frying is that you wind up feeling as though you’re coated head to toe in a light film of vegetable oil.
Now, in theory, twice-cooked pork shouldn’t be difficult–it doesn’t have many ingredients, and the technique is simple. But these simple dishes are sometimes the trickiest to get right. Here’s Chef Chao’s version:
And here’s mine:
It looked OK, but I overdid it with the Pixian chili bean paste, and it was almost inedibly salty. I was so ashamed. (By the way, the Sichuanese love their food to be swimming in a pool of red chili-tinged oil.)
At lunchtime, we decided to try another of the open-air restaurants just outside the school gates. This one was vegetarian, and again, the food was simple and delicious.
Tuesday . . . oh, Tuesday was hard. And I can sum it up in one word: dough. We had to make things out of dough. Well, the dandan noodles weren’t hard, because we didn’t have to make the noodles from scratch, but we did have to make zhong crescent dumplings from scratch and fold (or try to fold) chao shou wontons.
We had a new chef for these dishes, Chef Hu.
Dandan noodles are sold everywhere in Sichuan, but every single cart, restaurant, and noodle shack does them a little bit differently. Some are unctuous with sesame paste, others leave out the sesame altogether and crank up the tart, salty yacai. The “classic” version that we learned had no sesame paste (although it did have sesame oil) and also included yacai, soy sauce, chili oil (with the flakes), scallion, shaoxing wine, vinegar, and (for sweetness) fermented flour paste.
They were good, without a doubt, but I kind of missed the sesame paste.
Our other noodle dish was cold noodles with shredded chicken. These weren’t hard either:
It was when we embarked on the zhong crescent dumplings that things began to go terribly, terribly wrong. These are a Chengdunese specialty, and when they’re well made, they’re delicious. They’re just simple semicircles of flour dough filled with ground pork, and dressed with aromatic soy sauce, chili oil with flakes, minced garlic, and sesame seeds. But first you have to make the little circles of dough. And they have to be perfect.
For making dumplings and noodles, the Chinese use a highly refined bleached white flour with an extremely low gluten content. Mixed with water, it produces an easily worked and stretchable dough. To make zhong crescent dumplings, you have to roll the dough into a log 1 inch in diameter, then cut that into cherry-size nuggets, and then roll each nugget into a perfect 2 1/2-inch circle that’s paper-thin at the edge and slightly raised in the middle. Chef Hu, of course, could do it like a master dumpling maker, and his turned out beautifully.
Mine were too big, they didn’t have enough filling, and the edges were ragged. *Sigh.*
At least they tasted good.
When Chef Hu demonstrated the folding of the chao shou (“folded arms”) wontons, I thought, Ha! This is going to be a cinch! Um, no. They’re supposed to wind up looking like little boats, and in order to do that, you need to make a complicated maneuver with your middle finger. Mine wound up looking like bloated Christmas wreaths. When the chef came over to see what I was doing wrong, he remarked to our translator, “Ta de shouzhi hen da!” (“His fingers are so big!” This was probably the first complete Chinese sentence I’ve understood during the trip.) So there you have it: the problem was my fat, occidental fingers. Oh the shame . . . I had to settle for making Shanghai-style wontons. Still, they didn’t look to bad after they’d been boiled:
Dough keeps you humble.
There’s one feature of our chilly classroom that has fascinated us for days: a pair of posters on the wall near the door, each of which shows 5o or 60 food pairings. One is labeled “Food Not Good to Eat Together” and the other is labeled “Food Good to Eat Together.” The first poster details the dire consequences that will ensue should you foolishly consume the forbidden pairings. For example, if you combine lamb with ginger, you’ll suffer from dry mouth, sore throat, and constipation. Beef with chives will give you bloating and food poisoning. Many of the pairings seem quite innocuous–carrots with radishes, chicken with celery, rabbit with duck, pork with peas. Others you’d probably never dream of even trying, like bananas with sweet potatoes. And still others fall under the rubric of exotica: dog with garlic, donkey with mushrooms. But they’re all a sure road to an early grave. If you’re smart, you’ll stick to the Foods Good to Eat Together, such as octopus with pig’s feet, which is good for your qi and your blood level, and will make your skin elastic. Or eel and bitter melon, which will lower your blood sugar. Or, more prosaically, chicken and broccoli, which is good for your brain and will reduce your chance of getting the flu. Don’t say I never told you.































































































